Today in the classroom of filth we cover words to describe black people and white people. These words are not racist. They are simply descriptive phrases used in order to distinguish between races. Therefore you should probably shove your opinion up your own ass like a good boy. Subscribe for more inappropriate Japanese lessons. I am the new Hannah Minx, just take a look at my tits mayn.
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Inspired by a very funny YouTube video of a kid listing all of the bad words he knows, we sent a camera out onto Hollywood Blvd and asked a bunch of kids if they know any naughty words. SUBSCRIBE to get the latest #KIMMEL: http://bit.ly/JKLSubscribe Watch the latest Mean Tweets: http://bit.ly/MeanTweets8 Connect with Jimmy Kimmel Live Online: Visit the Jimmy Kimmel Live WEBSITE: http://bit.ly/JKLWebsite Like Jimmy Kimmel Live on FACEBOOK: http://bit.ly/JKLFacebook Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on TWITTER: http://bit.ly/JKLTwitter Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on INSTAGRAM: http://bit.ly/JKLInstagram About Jimmy Kimmel Live: Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy nominated "Jimmy Kimmel Live," ABC's late-night talk show. "Jimmy Kimmel Live" is well known for its huge viral video successes with 1.5 billion views on YouTube alone. Some of Kimmel's most popular comedy bits include - Mean Tweets, Lie Witness News, Jimmy's Twerk Fail Prank, Unnecessary Censorship, YouTube Challenge, The Baby Bachelor, Movie: The Movie, Handsome Men's Club, Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective and music videos like "I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum" and a Blurred Lines parody with Robin Thicke, Pharrell, Jimmy and his security guard Guillermo. Now in its eleventh season, Kimmel's guests have included: Johnny Depp, Meryl Streep, Tom Cruise, Halle Berry, Harrison Ford, Jennifer Aniston, Will Ferrell, Katy Perry, Tom Hanks, Scarlett Johansson, Channing Tatum, George Clooney, Larry David, Charlize Theron, Mark Wahlberg, Kobe Bryant, Steve Carell, Hugh Jackman, Kristen Wiig, Jeff Bridges, Jennifer Garner, Ryan Gosling, Bryan Cranston, Jamie Foxx, Amy Poehler, Ben Affleck, Robert Downey Jr., Jake Gyllenhaal, Oprah, and unfortunately Matt Damon. Kimmel Asks Kids "Do You Know Any Naughty Words?" http://www.youtube.com/user/JimmyKimmelLive
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While taking attendance, inner-city substitute teacher Mr. Garvey has trouble adjusting to a classroom full of middle-class white students. About Key & Peele: Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator. Subscribe to Comedy Central: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUsN5ZwHx2kILm84-jPDeXw?sub_confirmation=1 Watch more Comedy Central: https://www.youtube.com/comedycentral Follow Key & Peele: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/KeyAndPeele/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/keyandpeele Watch full episodes of Key & Peele: http://www.cc.com/shows/key-and-peele Follow Comedy Central: Twitter: https://twitter.com/ComedyCentral Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ComedyCentral/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/comedycentral/
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Sight words are the most frequently used words in children's literature, and this video helps students read them automatically. As a supplement to phonics-based strategies, Rock 'N Learn Sight Words boosts reading and spelling skills. Children learn over 60 sight words through engaging characters, entertaining songs, and fun practice. Words are presented in context to help build reading comprehension. Includes all pre-primer Dolch words, the top 20 from Fry's, and more. ~ Chapters ~ 00:05 Introduction to Sight Words 02:16 Opposites (up • down • come • go • in • out) 04:04 Treasure Hunt Practice 05:18 Band Practice (of • the • a) 07:09 Where is it? (where • is • it • here • there) 08:24 Counting Sheep (one • two • three • red • yellow • blue • little • big) 10:15 Practice with Sentences 12:19 Look See Find (look • see • find) 14:51 Exercise Time (run • away • jump • and • play) 16:08 You and I (you • I • we • can • make • funny • get • and • face) 17:01 Practice with Word Bot 19:02 My Big Blue Box (to • for • me • my • give • from • came • as • are) 21:17 Story Time (no • not • now • said • help • will) 24:42 Crazy Word Bot! he • she • his • her • was • they • on • that • with 27:25 Karaoke Practice 30:10 Goodbye! You may also enjoy these Sight Words Videos: 20 Sight Words for Kindergarten https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brQKfLo9OH8 Over 30 Sight Words for 1st Grade https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fia1KGs_ITk DVD version of Sight Words Level 1 available: https://www.rocknlearn.com/products/rl211 Also available commercial free with rental or purchase on Amazon. https://www.amazon.com/Sight-Words-Level-Luci-Christian/dp/B01D88N5ZW
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CONAN Highlight: When she was in college, Elizabeth spent a semester in Russia drinking vodka and learning Russian curse words. More CONAN @ http://teamcoco.com/video Team Coco is the official YouTube channel of late night host Conan O'Brien, CONAN on TBS & TeamCoco.com. Subscribe now to be updated on the latest videos: http://bit.ly/W5wt5D For Full Episodes of CONAN on TBS, visit http://teamcoco.com/video Get Social With Team Coco: On Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TeamCoco On Google+: https://plus.google.com/+TeamCoco/ On Twitter: http://twitter.com/TeamCoco On Tumblr: http://teamcoco.tumblr.com On YouTube: http://youtube.com/teamcoco Follow Conan O'Brien on Twitter: http://twitter.com/ConanOBrien
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A lot of African Americans hear a group of Chinese people or a group of Koreans talk, and they think they're hearing a racial epithet. However, they are usually mistaken. In Chinese, 那个 means "that." So if someone says "that chair," for example, they would say 那个椅子 (nei ge yi zi). Nei ge sounds a lot like some kind of iteration of the n word. In Korean, Ni-ga (니가) and Ne-ga (네가) are both commonly used words (and Nae ga 내가). I talk about one of my experiences not understanding this when I was in high school :) Hope you enjoy! If you want to check out the camera I use to film: http://amzn.to/2lqGufi Here's the wireless mic I use: http://amzn.to/2lqLKQ2 My Fight Commentary channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAzXqFoW1Y7KDqwZ1x5m9EA Shoutout to Brian, Backspace8ster, Wilfredo Alvarez, Fabricio Dos Santos Mateo, and Jamie from the Purple Pill for being my Patreon sponsors, whether past or present. https://www.patreon.com/jerryliu/
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Words can be made with numbers on calculators if flipped upside down. Here are the top 10 words (or phrases) that can be done using only digits and numbers on a typical calculator. Note I am using a calculator that can take inputs and display more than 8 digits.
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Beautiful n Funny Kreesha Turner teaches us Curse Words Jamaican Say!
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:)...just don't think about it too much Big thanks to Dave for making this song into a real thing ➤ https://www.youtube.com/boyinaband Behind the scene video ➤ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqZSV5sFeZI ITUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/life-is-fun-single/1413809363?app=music&ign-mpt=uo%3D4 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/album/7gbrL22nlUn2WGFHX1kA6J?si=7m9-4-G9QR27j-OVVq1OpA Animation breakdown ➤ https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=Xnv7JGqjaAo Background art Timelapse ➤ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlOeY4BEFUs Colorers/Animators Rushlight invader ➤https://www.youtube.com/user/RushLightInvader AntiDarkHeart ➤ https://twitter.com/AntiDarkHeart PajamaParty Doodles ➤ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCR0O-1cvuPNxDosvSDLpWHg ToonCee ➤ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9L3VJUMynz7d_L7KXzukIg Thanks to Oxygenbeats for the awesome instrumental ➤ https://www.youtube.com/user/OxygenBeats Additional help with storyboarding ThePivotsXXD ➤ https://www.youtube.com/user/ThePivotsXXD GrittySugar ➤ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf5ATQg8F0Hufd1Q3qIIlUg Zalinki ➤ https://www.youtube.com/user/Zalinki Animated Carl ➤ https://www.youtube.com/AnimatedCarl Hexrin ➤ https://twitter.com/hexriin order my book ➤ https://www.changinghands.com/book/97... Twitter ➤ https://twitter.com/Theodd1sout Second Channel ➤ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0GL... Website ➤ https://theodd1sout.com/ Lyrics: Ahhh! Such a beautiful day The sun’s shining in a beautiful way gonna take a shower, brush my teeth and Life is ultimately meaningless ....Uhh (cough)... but I'll get out of the house Get on the road, top down, hands out Put on my favorite song and nod to the rhythm The planet’s being destroyed by your carbon emissions But I- I- , I’ll head to class try my best on every test til I pass and my grades are screaming in my face - Ayyyy 98 percent of what you learn is a waste. I get to hang out with all my friends My friends are the friendliest friends Can't think of a better way to spend my time Your brain is flawed and all your friends will die Nevermind! I’m alive in the greatest nation! So proud of- the exploitation of natives This graceful bird means freedom for all Tell that to the slaves and bald eagles aren't bald I can live in the moment, milk every second at any time you could get clinical depression But I'll just be happy, no matter what’s in store it’s quite genetic and we have no cure uhh- at least (CHORUS ) We are young not for long Life is fun It only goes downhill We gotta make the most of it, Make the most of it or you'll regret it We are young For now Life is fun for some people We gotta make the most of it, Make the most of it Good luck Woo! I got a brand new job today! Doin stuff that'll help the economy I'll save money and buy things at the store Banks can crash and capitalism is flawed And it’s all because of my hard work And the thousand advantages you lucked into at birth I put a lotta effort in my resume! Good thing you don't have a black person’s name I'm proud to be a functioning member of society Finally, I can be the citizen I dream to be part of the community, contribute with my tax What could possibly stop me? The shrinking middle class I’ve at least got a nice stable job Until it’s outsourced to china or replaced by a robot OH GOD- Well then I could relax a bit You'll be empty with nothing to distract from it But man I'm a passionate graduate I can be different and I have a career paths to pick from I could be a rapper or an animator if I'm lucky Neither of those will make you happy, trust me I'm able to choose what I pursue You're a slave to people born richer than you Then screw it, I'll keep going in then I'll party on the weekend and sing Thanks to autotune (CHORUS ) Life is a wonder You’ll never know the answer Nature is a miracle Natural disasters It’s good to be alive You could wake up with cancer But I'm healthy Healthy people still get cancer I love this show It’s the last episode The sun is shining It’s going to explode Every species is beautiful and unique though Children have malaria thanks to mosquitoes I met a cute girl with a ponytail Statistically that relationship is going to fail I have a wonderful family, it’s like no other You're not special and one day you'll bury your mother No matter what I can find a home! We. Will. All. Die. Alone. There’s amazing potential in every human on earth There’s no escaping the heat death of the universe I don't have to live life based on negative parts No matter how bad they are, they're just thoughts Yeah that’s fair wait really? yeah that seems reasonable wait-wait-wait-wait but you were just telling me whatever man, I dunno, live your life how you want, I'm not forcing you to do anything, I'm just saying. Oh...Well in that case... (CHORUS )
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PART TWO HERE: https://youtu.be/zGWiNAgEbHs The ultimate guide to speaking kiwi! In this video I speed through 110 New Zealand slang words in just 5 minutes so that you can speak like a real kiwi (New Zealander)! Video is subtitled in English in case my New Zealand accent makes things a little tricky to follow! If you would like another kiwi slang video or for me to show you some funny kiwi phrases or classic New Zealand sayings, please let me know by commenting below! To go further, a great NZ English dictionary can be found here: http://amzn.to/2yT30F1 ALL 110+ KIWI WORDS MENTIONED IN THE VIDEO: Crack-up = funny Kiwi = New Zealanders (Also a native bird) Sweet As / mint / primo = Cool or Awesome No Worries / All good = It's OK / Not a Problem She'll be Right = It’ll be fine Jandals = Flip Flops / Thongs Thong = G-String underwear Tomato Sauce / T-sauce = Ketchup Yeah, nah = No, thank you Nah, yeah = Yes Yeah, nah, yeah = Also yes Cuz / bro / cuzzy bro = friend / mate Knackered / Rooted / Stuffed / buggered = Exhausted Long Drop = Small outhouse over a pit, with no flushing mechanism Jumper = Pull Over / Fleece / Sweater Hori = trashy Rank = disgusting Skux / Skux deluxe = Young male who dresses well to attract the ladies Cool bro = really cool Cool story bro = Not a cool story GC = Good c-u-n-t Stubbies = Beer cans or short-shorts for men Dairy = Corner Store Chur / chur bro = cheers / thank you Piss = alcohol Take the piss = tease / mock OTP = on the piss = getting drunk Piss head = someone who like the drink Piece of piss = easy Piss up = opportunity to drink Wop-Wops = Middle of nowhere Tu Meke = Awesome, good job Waka = Maori word for boat/canoe Land waka = bus Loose unit = someone that doesn’t know what they’re doing Not Even = Not true / doubt it Ow = gives the phrase more emphasis like not even ow Gawk = stare Gumboots = waterproof boots Red Bands = iconic gumboots made in NZ Heaps = Lots Bogan = unsophisticated person Westie = Bogan from West Auckland JAFA = just another F’n Aucklander Squiz = Take a look - "Here let me have a squiz". Hard out / Hard = I totally agree! 'P’ = Methamphetamine/Ice aka NZ hard drug of choice Dear / pricey = expensive Pretty = good looking / quite Munted = Broken / Not Working / Damaged Munter = Dumb person Suss = To investigate, short for suspect - "I need to suss it out first" or "he does look a bit suss" Chocka / Chocka block = Full or overflowing "the bus is chocka block today!" Bach (pronounced BATCH) = A holiday home. Crib = Those in the South Island refer to a Bach as a Crib Togs = Swimsuit Eh? = What? Pardon? Eh = Don’t you think? FOBs = Fresh of the boat (immigrants, also used by Pacific islanders) Ware Whare = The Wharehouse department store chain Chilly bin = eskie/cool insulated bin Scull = drink without stopping Hard case = Funny/witty person A feed = a meal Angus = someone who has anger issues Hungus = someone who is always hungry Faaaa = far out As = Really (emphasizes previous adjective): Cool as, cheap as, hungry as Shot = well done / thank you Honest to G = I swear Gizza = Give me Geez = have a look Sad guy = uncool / mean person Stink = not very nice Stink fulla = Not very nice person Floaties = pieces of food floating in your drink Pack a sad = sulk Mean as / choice = awesome! Straight up = telling the truth Hiding = beating “wanna hiding bro?” Ratshit = sucks Dole = unemployment benefit Undies = underwear Grundies = dirty undies Lolly = sweet / candy Kumara = sweet potato Capsicum = bell pepper Op shops = second-hand stores (opportunity shops) Bum bag = fanny pack Tiki tour = look around Carked it = broke / died Pakeha = fair skinned / European Tramping = hiking Judder bar = speed bump Ute – small pickup truck Chunder = vomit Shame = how embarrassing Dag = funny person Scab = scrounging, asking for food or money. Sesh = smoking marijuana Smoko = tea break Wag = be a truant Pottle = punnet Rej = reject / loser Ranga = someone with ginger hair Egg = dickhead Boy-racer = young hoon driving around in a souped up car, often found in P. North Chuddy = chewing gum Cruddy = run down Are you a Not Even French super fan? Become a patron to help me take Not Even French to the next level: https://www.patreon.com/notevenfrench ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you are interested in New Zealand culture, French culture, life in Paris, or tales from a New Zealander (kiwi) living a long way from home, please ❤SUBSCRIBE❤ for new videos released each WEDNESDAY! ✌✌ ▼ ▽ FOLLOW ME 📱Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/NotEvenFrenchThough 📷Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/_notevenfrench/ 📱Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/add/rosiekitten
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When DC Young Fly hits the stage, there’s never a dull moment. He’s bound to make effortless jokes, accompanied by subtle screams that will make you laugh hysterically. 😂 Prepare yourself, we’re taking a look at DC Young Fly’s most hilarious moments right here on Wild ’N Out! #DcYoungFly #WildNOut #MTV Subscribe to stay updated on the newest content! http://goo.gl/YuLQAo More from Wild 'N Out! Official Wild 'N Out Website: http://www.mtv.com/shows/nick-cannon-presents-wild-n-out Wild 'N Out Twitter: https://twitter.com/wildnout Wild 'N Out Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mtvwildnout/ Wild 'N Out Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/nickcannonwildnout/ Nick Cannon Presents: Wild 'N Out delivers lightning-fast improv and head-to-head battles, helmed by the master of ceremonies, Nick Cannon. The stakes are high as teams face off in a series of visceral, hip-hop-edged comedy showdowns, all culminating in a rap battle for the championship belt.
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I helped my pastor make this music video when I was in high school. Thought you guys might get a kick out of it! May the Lord bless and keep you. : ) EDIT: Hi guys! Boy the response to this video has been overwhelming! I'm excited and glad so many people got a kick out of it. If anyone wants to download the song they can get it hear: http://brianspinney.bandcamp.com/
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BeamNG Drive Funny Moments are back with another scenario. This time around the scenario proves to be incredibly difficult and the LazarBeam Rage monster is unleashed on BeamNG Drive. More BeamNG Drive Crashes, Mods and Funny Moments Compilations here - https://goo.gl/A7DDdt ► SUBSCRIBE! - http://goo.gl/HXwElg ► FOLLOW ME! - https://twitter.com/LazarbeamYT ►Follow me on Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/lazarbeamtwitch Social Media! ►Twitter - https://twitter.com/LazarbeamYT ►Facebook - https://goo.gl/VBuvqV ► Instagram - https://goo.gl/gGzFf1 ►How I Make Videos! http://e.lga.to/Lazarbeam ►FAQ! Who Designed Your Intro? https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCn6Ypl0P7WlFTP8WRAOEOJw What is Your Intro Music? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw48xKL5N6o What Headphones/Chair do you use? Razer Headphones ( go to the site youll see) DXRacer Chair
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Meet the Sight Words 1 is now FREE for a Limited Time! Learning sight words has never been this easy! Many words don't follow basic decoding rules and are taught in pre-k and kindergarten classrooms as "sight words", "instant words", "high frequency words" or "star words." A new reader finds sight words very frustrating until they are memorized. A good reader will be able to instantly recognize "sight words" without having to 'figure them out'. Preschool Prep Company makes learning sight words fun and easy. Now children can master "sight words" with the same rapid speed that they learned letters, numbers, shapes and colors. Meet the Sight Words is used in schools across the country. Featured words: A, and, for, have, he, I, in, is, it, of, play, said, that, the, to, you Meet the Sight Words Series: Meet the Sight Words 1: https://youtu.be/-QPmogrEDf8 Meet the Sight Words 2: https://youtu.be/bvqDquiudYA Meet the Sight Words 3: https://youtu.be/if0ylu1kp8M Buy the DVD: http://www.preschoolprepco.com/h/s/msw.php
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I spent way to much time on this but check out the outro song https://soundcloud.com/user-3311369/poop-sock-prod-my-asshole
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Jimmy has Steph Curry secretly drop in three weird phrases ("Energizer bunny," "flipping pancakes" and "wham, bam, can of ham") into all of his NBA All-Star weekend interviews. Subscribe NOW to The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: http://bit.ly/1nwT1aN Watch The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Weeknights 11:35/10:35c Get more Jimmy Fallon: Follow Jimmy: http://Twitter.com/JimmyFallon Like Jimmy: https://Facebook.com/JimmyFallon Get more The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Follow The Tonight Show: http://Twitter.com/FallonTonight Like The Tonight Show: https://Facebook.com/FallonTonight The Tonight Show Tumblr: http://fallontonight.tumblr.com/ Get more NBC: NBC YouTube: http://bit.ly/1dM1qBH Like NBC: http://Facebook.com/NBC Follow NBC: http://Twitter.com/NBC NBC Tumblr: http://nbctv.tumblr.com/ NBC Google+: https://plus.google.com/+NBC/posts The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon features hilarious highlights from the show including: comedy sketches, music parodies, celebrity interviews, ridiculous games, and, of course, Jimmy's Thank You Notes and hashtags! You'll also find behind the scenes videos and other great web exclusives. Jimmy Had Steph Curry Secretly Slip Funny Words into His NBA All-Star Interviews http://www.youtube.com/fallontonight #FallonTonight #StephCurry #JimmyFallon
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It was another _____(adj) day at Funhaus. Elyse walked in the door and said "Wow! I almost hit a _____(n) with my _____(n)!" James took off his _____(n) and decided to _____(v) a _____(adj) _____(n). Meanwhile Bruce, Adam, and Peake were all _____(v)-ing a _____(n) while Lawrence furiously shoved a _____(adj) _____(n) into his _____(n). Once they had all washed up, the gang hopped into Bruce's _____(n) and went out for a nice _____(adj) bowl of _____(n). Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/elysewillems http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/sirlarr http://twitter.com/jonsmiff Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/
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Gali mat Dena CarryisLive : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0IWRLai-BAwci_e9MylNGw YouTube► http://bit.ly/CarryMinatiYT Snapchat► https://www.snapchat.com/add/heyAjey Instagram► https://www.instagram.com/carryminati/ Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/CarryDeol/ Twitter ► https://twitter.com/CarryMinati About CarryMinati : Youthoob certified member ˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍ GAME► DEAD RISING 4 SOURCE► Apun ka content hai be Disclaimer : DISCLAIMER: Please don't go out of your way to or hate on anyone I talk about in my videos, this channel is to entertain people and I usually focus on joking about what the people are doing not the individual themselves, please don't go spreading hate it's all for laughs Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. ˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍ
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This is our first M and N show webcast that me (Natalie) and my friend Molly made to discuss important topics going on in the world! This is not our first offical webcast, but our first offical one will be coming shortly so subscribe and you will see it ASAP! We are just random teenage girls so its pretty crazy!Hope you guys like it! Please leave comments saying if you like or agree with our topics and if you have any ideas for what we should do with our webcast in the future!
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How to Speak Like a Canadian with The Planet D. Our latest travel vlog shows you how Canadians Talk. ►Subscribe: http://bit.ly/1lY0X5y and click the bell to the right for new video notifications each week ----------- Dave and Deb of The Planet D teach you Canadian funny words, Canadian Slang. We also share some Canadian phrases along the way. Canadians know how to make fun of ourselves and this funny video will give you all the tools to navigate speaking with the English in Canada. Even though we sound a lot like Americans, Canadians have a very different way of speaking. We have a lot of slang words and unique phrases. We even have a bit of a different dialect than Americans. In this vocabulary lesson, you learn how to say eh correctly, you learn what a tuque is, why we call our one dollar coin a loonie and more and how to properly order a coffee at Tim Hortons. Enjoy our travel vlog about speaking Canadian? Check out more posts on our Travel Blog. ►Great Canadian Word - bit.ly/ThePlanetDCanada ►Canadian Stereotypes - bit.ly/ThePlanetDCanada2 Words you'' learn in how to speak Canadian are: Eh knapsack Chesterfield Zed Gitch Two-Four May 2-4 Weekend Timmies Double-Double Aboat Mickey Keener Molson Muscle Loonie Washroom Runners Toonie KD Pogie tuque *** ThePlanetD Social*** ►FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/ThePlanetD ►TWITTER: http://twitter.com/theplanetd ►INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/theplanetd ►YOUTUBE: http://bit.ly/1dA7vrV ►ThePlanetD Travel BLOG: http://theplanetd.com/ ------------------ ►Music Courtesy of Killer Tracks Song Title: Cattle Call CD Number: UPM_NM331 Track Number: 2
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In the late '80s, the Strode family of Marion, North Carolina, became infamous for striking fear in the heart of their town. Their son Duffey, who started preaching at age 5, could be found screaming Bible verses at the top of his lungs on school grounds. His parents eventually decided to homeschool their children after Duffey was suspended from school multiple times and a petition suggesting the family should leave town received nearly 500 signatures, according to The Washington Post. For more on #oprahwinfreyshow, visit http://bit.ly/1ODj0x7 Find OWN on TV at http://www.oprah.com/FindOWN #OWNTV #oprahwinfreyshow #Oprahwinfrey SUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/1vqD1PN Download the Watch OWN App: http://bit.ly/2hr1nX2 About OWN: Oprah Winfrey Network is the first and only network named for, and inspired by, a single iconic leader. Oprah Winfrey's heart and creative instincts inform the brand -- and the magnetism of the channel. Winfrey provides leadership in programming and attracts superstar talent to join her in primetime, building a global community of like-minded viewers and leading that community to connect on social media and beyond. OWN is a singular destination on cable. Depth with edge. Heart. Star power. Connection. And endless possibilities. Discover OWN TV: Find OWN on your TV!: http://bit.ly/1wJ0ugI Our Fantastic Lineup: http://bit.ly/1qMi2jE Connect with OWN Online: Visit the OWN WEBSITE: http://bit.ly/1qMi2jE Like OWN on FACEBOOK: http://on.fb.me/1AXYujp Follow OWN on TWITTER: http://bit.ly/1sJin8Y Follow OWN on INSTAGRAM: http://bit.ly/LnqzMz Follow OWN on PINTEREST: http://bit.ly/2dvfPeN Does This Child Preacher Understand the Words He's Yelling? | The Oprah Winfrey Show | OWN http://www.youtube.com/user/OWN
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This is my hardest and best try not to laugh, smile, or grin while watching this challenge! This is the hardest version out there and this video is impossible to not laugh to! Thank you all so much for watching, remember to leave a like, and I'll see you all later! :D ▶ Become a YouTube Partner (Make money on YouTube!): http://goo.gl/9qlzRh
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http://www.englishanyone.com/power-learning/ Learn to express yourself confidently in fluent English and sound like a native speaker with our FREE Power Learning video course! Learn English slang! Let's continue with the letter N! Newbie/Noob/Newb A newbie is someone new to something. A newbie lacks experience and often makes many mistakes. This slang is most often used to describe people who are new to games and aren't very good at them. "You're such a noob. Don't you know the difference between a v6 engine and a v8? New York Minute A New York minute is an incredibly fast period of time, like a split second. New York City is a very busy and fast-paced place, so people are often in a rush, or want to do things quickly. I ate my lunch in a New York minute because I had to start working again right away. Narc While the word "Narc" is the shortened form of "narcotics officer," a member of a special police division that enforces drug laws, anyone who tells authority figures (like police officers, bosses and parents) that another person did something wrong or illegal can be called a narc. This word is also a verb. You "narc out" someone if you report them to the police or other authority figures. If you narc out your friends, no one will trust you. Nuke This word is short for "nuclear bomb" or "nuclear weapon." It's also a verb, as you can nuke something to cause a great explosion, or destroy something completely. You can also use this word as a verb to describe cooking with a microwave oven. Nuke your frozen dinner for five minutes and you've got a meal! Nothing was left alive after the nuke hit. Nail To nail something means to do it perfectly. An athlete accomplishing a perfect move or action, like a gymnast landing perfectly, is said to "nail" the action. "Nail" is also another word for having sex. "I just nailed the hottest girl yesterday!" The swimmer nailed the dive and got a perfect 10/10. Needle To "needle" someone is to annoy or embarrass them repeatedly with jokes or insults, like poking them repeatedly with a needle. If your friend is wearing some funny clothes and you keep making fun of them, you're needling them. My friends thought the clothes and hat I was wearing were funny, so they needled me for an hour. Nerd "Nerd" is the term for an intelligent yet socially awkward person. Nerds often spend their time researching or studying things considered boring or highly technical, like varieties of beetles, and can become obsessive about their passions. Though the idea most people have of a nerd is an unattractive person studying in a library for 28 hours a day, anyone who is obsessive about something can be called a nerd. Some people are sports nerds and know all of the statistics for their favorite teams. My last girlfriend was a shy nerd who collected rocks, but I thought she was really cute. Ninja Referencing the shadowy, skilled assassins of traditional Japan, a ninja of today is anyone who is a highly skilled expert. Someone who knows how to fix any computer in a very short amount of time could be called a "tech support ninja." My friend in college was called the "cookie ninja" because he always took cookies from the cafeteria without being seen. Nosey To be "nosey" means to put your nose into other people's business. When you're nosey, you ask lots of questions about what others are doing, and you want to know what's going on, even if it has nothing to do with you. Mind your own business and stop being so nosey. Numero Uno This Spanish term, commonly found in English conversations, means "number one." It refers to the best or top person in a group or organization, like the boss or president. I was numero uno in sales of copy machines at my company last month. Nutjob/Nutcase A nutjob, or nutcase, is a crazy or eccentric person who does things that look foolish or ridiculous to others. If you jump out of your window because you think you can fly, you're a nutjob!Only a nutjob would try to kiss a crocodile. Now get out and practice these words in your conversations! Challenge yourself to see how many of these cool words you can fit in one sentence in the comments section below. Have a hell of a day and we'll see you next time with some more great slang words starting with the letter O! تعلم اللغة الإنجليزية العامية เรียนรู้ภาษาอังกฤษคำสแลง 学习英语俚语 Učí se angličtinu slang apprendre l'anglais argotique Englisch lernen slang imparare l'inglese gergale 英語のスラングを学ぶ 영어 속어 내용 aprender Inglês gíria выучить английский сленг aprender Inglés argot
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Um............. ear rape ............. That is all, ok not really WE'RE PLAYING STARBOND BITCHES. Let's start another exciting video we in space. Today we're playing the better side scrolling No man's sky. Watch as SteezyMaloy, BadNinja900, and Droidzx8 explore the galaxy......Ok not really WE DO OTHER STUFF THOUGH like Screaming at each other ... and breaking the game, so, in the end, there is no winner enjoy the prison shower ear rape.LOVE YA FUCKERS!!!!!! If you enjoyed this video check out our other videos if you see something you like(Which you probably will),like,and subscribe. http://bit.ly/2aMp33R http://bit.ly/2aMp33R http://bit.ly/2aMp33R http://bit.ly/2aMp33R ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Hey, guys, this is Badninja900, Droidzx8, and SteezyMaloy from ESG and I hope you all enjoy this cancerous video that I made. NEVER FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE http://bit.ly/2aMp33R ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ESG Crew: SteezyMaloy - http://bit.ly/2aMItJo BadNinja900 - http://bit.ly/2aEeCR0 Droidzx8 - http://bit.ly/2aP24JT ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Also, don't forget to follow Hellcatrx on twitch for some amazing live stream action!!!! SteezyMaloy's twitch:https://www.twitch.tv/hellcatrx ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Don't forget to follow us on social media!!!! Twitter: https://twitter.com/EmeraldStarGame Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emeraldstargaming/ Facebook:http://bit.ly/2bXLzvB
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This selection is featured on Beans-N-Frank's 2010 release, Ready For School, which is available on i-Tunes, Amazon.com, and of course, http://beans-n-frank.com. It teaches and reinforces 70 new words for early learners. Play it as much as possible to learn...and dance.
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